EXPLODING Pagers: Was This TERRORISM or a Huge W?

Slightly Offensive with Elijah Schaffer

Elijah Schaffer

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🗓️ 19 September 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Israel continues to provoke Hezbollah and other forces in the region.. But God forbid they respond, or else that gives them more reason to respond even more harshly, and drag the US into it. This most recent attack was unlike anything we’ve ever seen before.. was it terrorism or a stroke of military genius?Also, we’ll go over Elijah’s time in Austin with the big man himself, Mr. Alex Jones.. the man, the myth, the legend.. All this and MORE on tonight’s NIGHTLY OFFENSIVE!__ ⇩SUPPORT...

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0:00.0	Well, I just want to let you guys all know something very important here.
0:04.0	I was just marked safe from the Jews blowing my dick off with an exploding pager today.
0:09.0	Welcome back to this episode of Pager You.
0:12.0	I just like to start this episode by saying I like my
0:15.4	iPhone and in that note I also love Israel. I love Net and Yahoo I love Netteny Yahoo. I love Neten Yahoo. You love Neten Yahoo. I love Neten Yahoo.
0:28.0	It's a very good day. I even got my Schminora which is not cobblistic but it's still here and I just want everyone
0:35.6	to know i love my phone i love nen yahu and i love my dick even if it's small it's still
0:41.0	got me a child elmichron is back in business, baby.
0:44.0	My name is Elijah Schaefer, and we are actually not talking about anything
0:48.0	antisemedic. We're not talking about a spy movie.
0:50.0	The Jews are blowing Arabs' dicks off with devices and if you talk about it you're a hateful
0:58.1	asshole.
0:59.1	I really didn't want to talk about this subject but this is so surreal and insane. We're going to be
1:04.1	talking about this plus the hoax of the fake assassination attempt on Trump
1:08.4	today plus covering up the last one. We're talking about amendment four the
1:12.0	abortion movement going on in Florida, plus, of course, some
1:16.2	amazing and hilarious videos.
1:17.6	Anyways, it's approximately 730 something, p.m. Eastern time in the United States.
1:21.0	Sorry about the late show. the storm going on knocked out the
1:23.7	internet. We finally got it working. This is a call-in show today, so we'll put a number up in just a few minutes.
1:28.1	You guys can call and give your opinion on these topics. As always, this show is directly supported
1:32.0	by Censor. TV when you join the community of completely alternate media
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