Exploring the SCP Foundation: SCP-3288 - The Aristocrats
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🗓️ 1 August 2022
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| 0:00.0 | Thoughtful driving tips from ESO, number three. |
| 0:03.4 | This is Kieran. He's doing 70 on the motorway. |
| 0:07.2 | On his way to a cheeky spa appointment, though his diaries as he's visiting a client. |
| 0:12.9 | Naughty Kieran, lowering his speed to 60 could save him up to 9% in fuel on the journey. |
| 0:19.9 | Enjoy that hot stone massage, Kieran. |
| 0:22.6 | Slowing down a little. |
| 0:24.9 | SCP 3288. |
| 0:29.0 | The Aristocrats. |
| 0:32.0 | Stop me if you've heard this one. |
| 0:34.4 | A man walks into a talent agency and says that he's got an act he wants to pitch to him, |
| 0:39.4 | a family act. The talent agent asks what the act consists of, to which the man goes into |
| 0:45.2 | great, sordid detail about what his family does on stage, much to the agent's horror. |
| 0:52.3 | Afterwards, the agent asks what the act is called, |
| 0:56.1 | to which the man simply declares, the aristocrats. |
| 1:01.0 | Chances are you have heard a version of this joke, |
| 1:04.0 | a favorite among stand-up comedians designed to test the limits |
| 1:07.7 | of the comedian's creativity in taboos and tastelessness. |
| 1:13.6 | SCP 3288 is titled The Aristocrats, partly because it is quite literally related to the |
| 1:19.6 | aristocracy, but also because much like that classic joke, it's about a family that does |
| 1:25.6 | some pretty shocking and horrific things. |
| 1:28.3 | Let's dive in. |
| 1:30.3 | SCP 3288 is the designation for a highly predatory species known as Homo Anthropophagus, |
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