My name is Joshua Topolsky and I have a new podcast called What Future.

But I want to tell you that I'm being forced by my producer to record a promo telling you about my show.

And I'm not trying to force you to listen to it.

And maybe you're not interested in internet culture and the future of life on planet Earth

and why John Carpenter movies are so good.

You may just want to listen to a podcast about, I don't know, sports or whatever Joe Rogan talks about.

And that's fine, you know, no judgment.

But if you like what you're hearing and I know that you do, you can listen to all of what future on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm Jordan Klepper, Daily Show contributor, Trump Rally, past holder and as of today, my most daring title yet, podcast host.

This is Jordan Klepper, Fingers the Conspiracy, and I'll new limited series podcast from the Daily Show.

Did you know that Osama bin Laden is a guy named Tim?

Yeah, we're doing a whole episode on that one.

JFK Jr. coming back from the dead. That's an episode.

Deep state, that too. We're going way down the rabbit hole.

Listen to Jordan Klepper, Fingers the Conspiracy on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

I know I could be successful all by myself.

But it is that much better having a partner to do it with.

Deadass, I concur. And on the days that I'm lacking, my business partner over here makes it that much easier.

Deadass?

Easier than I is, too, deadass.

Are you being flirtin' the light lately?

I know it's goin' on, but I can't get my mojo back, yo.

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