Merry Christmas, all you fantasy freaks. What's up? It's your boys, Rick Kamla, and Steve Alexander, FSWA Hall of Famer. He goes by Santa Doc. I go by Camel Clause and we're here, Doc, to deliver the

fantasy goodies to the people and we will do so over the next hour or so. Yeah, man, check it out.

ESPN made this ornament of me and I think it's incredible. Yeah, not really. It is a sport center. Put

that up there one more time. Put that up there. It's a sports center. Put that up there one more time. Put that up there one more time. It's a sports center Santa Claus ornament.

So it is an ESPN thing, but they didn't make this for me.

I think it's a Hallmark deal.

Anyway, it's on my desk.

My wife put it there.

I understand, dude.

I understand.

Can you grow a beard?

Kind of.

Yeah.

Does it connect right in here, Doc?

Well, it's right there.

Right there is the dead spot.

Dead zone right there.

I also am facial hair challenged, and I can't grow a beard.

I can get the taco meat on the cheeks.

I can do the goatee and all that kind of stuff.

But the taco meat, no, I can't do the full beard, man.

Maybe I'll try.

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