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🗓️ 28 June 2023
⏱️ 65 minutes
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We're joined by the king, Naim Ali, as we discuss fat aunt couches, strip club settlement money, and inheriting a lawyer.
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0:00.0 | Welcome back to Dadme. Tim, how are you, friend? |
0:02.1 | Pretty good. How about yourself? |
0:03.1 | Doing good, man. Just thinking fat suicides today, man. I got fat suicides on my mind. |
0:09.0 | Yeah. Yeah, that's a fun thing to walk through. Just imagining being a sweaty EMT, |
0:17.0 | you know, you barely finish high school and careers, I mean, that's like a curse word to you. |
0:24.1 | So you go through six weeks of training to become basically like a bitch to firefighters. |
0:30.3 | And you get called to a grotesquely overweight person's house to pull their fly covered corpse out of their gaming chair. |
0:40.0 | Dude, that's the EMT Crucible. |
0:41.7 | That's what they do. |
0:42.2 | The last three days at EMT school, you just got to carry fat so. |
0:45.2 | That's their version of like holding a log on the beach underwater. |
0:48.6 | Pull that fat corpse. |
0:51.3 | So yes, sir. |
0:52.2 | You could ring the bell at any time. |
0:55.1 | Yeah. Fuck, man. Yeah, that's got to stink, sir. You could ring the bell at any time. Yeah. |
0:55.7 | Fuck, man. |
0:56.9 | Yeah, it's got to stink, dude. |
0:58.7 | Like, it's the end of your shift. |
1:00.2 | You're waiting to just get home and play fucking Halo. |
1:02.4 | Yeah. |
1:03.4 | I know an EMT. |
1:04.6 | I know a dude who is exactly what I'm talking about. |
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