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Dad Meat

Fart Locker w/ Naim Ali

Dad Meat

Tim Butterly/Mike Rainey

Leisure, Comedy

4.9856 Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

We're joined by the king, Naim Ali, as we discuss fat aunt couches, strip club settlement money, and inheriting a lawyer.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome back to Dadme. Tim, how are you, friend?

0:02.1

Pretty good. How about yourself?

0:03.1

Doing good, man. Just thinking fat suicides today, man. I got fat suicides on my mind.

0:09.0

Yeah. Yeah, that's a fun thing to walk through. Just imagining being a sweaty EMT,

0:17.0

you know, you barely finish high school and careers, I mean, that's like a curse word to you.

0:24.1

So you go through six weeks of training to become basically like a bitch to firefighters.

0:30.3

And you get called to a grotesquely overweight person's house to pull their fly covered corpse out of their gaming chair.

0:40.0

Dude, that's the EMT Crucible.

0:41.7

That's what they do.

0:42.2

The last three days at EMT school, you just got to carry fat so.

0:45.2

That's their version of like holding a log on the beach underwater.

0:48.6

Pull that fat corpse.

0:51.3

So yes, sir.

0:52.2

You could ring the bell at any time.

0:55.1

Yeah. Fuck, man. Yeah, that's got to stink, sir. You could ring the bell at any time. Yeah.

0:55.7

Fuck, man.

0:56.9

Yeah, it's got to stink, dude.

0:58.7

Like, it's the end of your shift.

1:00.2

You're waiting to just get home and play fucking Halo.

1:02.4

Yeah.

1:03.4

I know an EMT.

1:04.6

I know a dude who is exactly what I'm talking about.

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