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Genius. Genius.

This is Evil Genius, coming down your ear chimneys at Christmas time with gifts of

Suttie gossip and foul revelation. Thank you for your messages and outrageous about

previous subjects. Furious Gary from Kent invented new swear words for his complaints about

our mud-slinging JFK episode and how I adored the personal eye of angry little rap nerds

after we dropped out outrageous two-pack episode. I never realised when describing me you could

make so many things rhyme with shunt, brunt and punt. Amazing. And remember also on the

show we sometimes find awful people, good. Who knew Margaret Thatcher was so full of

loveliness and Darth Vader and entrepreneur. So that's what we do here. We take the biggest

people from history and force a panel to discuss, then vote whether the icon was more evil

or genius. I'm afraid there is no postmodern brand-flake chin rubbing here. I think it's

a bit more complicated than that. She was a bit evil and genius. Complicated, how about

I show you the door? Is that simple enough? We're ironically reductive. By the way, if

you're wondering what a brand-flake is, it's like a snowflake but vegan. Today's subject

is of course Santa Claus. Ho ho ho, not just something two-packed shakursh out of that

terrified women in his music videos. It's also the cry of Padre Crimbo himself. Animal

exploiting predatory voyeuristic pedophile who breaks into homes or fat legend who gives

gifts. The panel for such an important special edition, I had to invite back three of my

and apologies in advance. Elval geniuses. Come on guys, I've had six hours sleep for three

years old. Gronjumma Gwaya, do I need to introduce you again? Very funny comedian. Ritur

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