Fish Hats and Punching Pastors

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Exactly Right

Comedy

4.8 • 7.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Kurt and Scotty talk about orcas wearing dead salmon hats again, Navy officer demoted after sneaking satellite on warship to get internet, Swedish man survives in snowed in car for two months and US pastor uses his MMA skills to save church from break in! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:06.4	Listen up. I'm Lisa Trager.
0:08.9	And I'm Kara Clank, and we're the hosts of the True Crime Comedy Podcast, That's Messed Up, an SVU podcast.
0:14.9	Every Tuesday, we break down an episode of Law and Order SVU, the true crime it's based on, and we chat with an actor from the episode.
0:21.7	Over the past few years, we've chatted with series icons like Beatty Wong,
0:25.1	Kelly Giddish, Danny Pino, and guest stars like Padgett Brewster and Matthew Lillard.
0:28.9	And just like an SVU marathon, you can jump in anywhere.
0:32.4	Don't miss new episodes every Tuesday.
0:34.6	Follow That's Mess Up, an SVU podcast wherever you get your podcasts.
0:38.5	Dun done! You ready, Scotty?
0:42.0	Oh, Critie B, I'm ready to laugh and laugh and laugh. Orcas start wearing dead salmon hats again after ditching the trend for 37 years. Yeah, I was going to do this one too.
0:57.5	So I have backup once. Of course we have to do salmon hats.
1:01.9	Sam. Come on. Salmon hats with the banana boys. This is going to be a very special holiday episode.
1:09.6	Bananas. Oh, oh, oh A crazy story you've never heard
1:30.3	From all the way around the world
1:32.3	Oh, oh, oh
1:35.3	Oh
1:36.3	If you're skeptical, then baby check the facts
1:39.3	But you better believe it because it ain't fake news
1:48.0	If you're skeptical, the baby truck the facts, Nothing stranger than the true
1:51.0	Driving me bananas, baby, Pananas, banana, nana.
2:00.0	Driving me panellas, baby, bananas, banana, nana, driving me pananas, baby, bananas, banana, nana. Guys, gals, non-binary, Pannas, baby, bananas.
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