Flash Gordon

Junkfood Cinema

Brian Salisbury

Visual Arts, Tv & Film, Leisure, Arts, Hobbies

4.6 • 705 Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2017

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

In this week's Mongo-sized episode, Brian & Cargill, kings of the impossible, travel back to planet Mongo to talk about Flash Gordon...but like actually talk about Flash Gordon this time.

They rock out to Queen, worship Ming von Sydow, and get lost in the technicolor fever dream of this 80s fantasy classic. These impetuous boys also discuss Flash Gordon's incestuous relationship with Star Wars, whether it's cool to wear your own name on a teeshirt, and their theory that the whole movie might be a certain Jets quarterback's concussed delusion. For god's sake, strap yourselves down for this one.

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0:00.0	Clydes, I'm bored.
0:03.4	What plaything can you offer me today?
0:05.9	This is junk food cinema.
0:28.5	Welcome Imperers and Bar barons to another episode of junk food cinema, the podcast that will save every one of you.
0:32.6	I am your host, Brian Sousbray, and I'm joined, as per usual, by my friend and co-host.
0:33.6	He is a novelist.
0:34.5	He's a screenwriter.
0:36.0	He's a lieutenant of Megaforce.
0:42.6	He is one of the mighty hawkman, Mr. C. Robert Cargill. Hi. How's it going? It's going all right. We're, uh, we're wrapping up Cargill Vember. Cargill Vember. It was a Cargill Vember to remember if I do say so
0:48.1	myself. It certainly was. And, uh, and of course we're wrapping it up with the one that I keep talking about, us eventually
0:55.3	talking about, that we've not talked about because we were kind of convinced we already
1:00.4	talked about it.
1:01.1	It's so weird that we both have and have not talked about this movie on that.
1:04.6	So it's, it's the only movie we've talked about twice, kind of, but not really.
1:08.6	And the thing is, is it is one of my absolute favorite movies.
1:12.3	I have the poster up in my office.
1:14.6	It's one of those movies that when I'm having a shit day, it's my go-to.
1:18.9	It's like, let me pop this in.
1:20.5	There's no way that by the time the credits roll on this, I will not be in a great mood.
1:27.2	It's one of the only movies I watch all the way through
1:29.4	the fucking credits because God damn it, the credits for this movie. Of course, we're talking about
1:34.7	Flash fucking Gordon. Uh, yeah, buckle up because you're going to hear probably the entire
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