JCVDecember: Sudden Death w/Special Guest Derek Mahr

Junkfood Cinema

Brian Salisbury

Visual Arts, Tv & Film, Leisure, Arts, Hobbies

4.6 • 705 Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2017

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Brian and Cargill are joined once again by Derek Mahr as they spin-kick off their JCVDecember celebration with the best puckin' Die Hard ripoff of all time: Sudden Death. Ok, it might not be the best Die Hard ripoff, but it's definitely the meanest and the most hockey-y.

Thrill as Van Damme beats the stuffing out of a penguin mascot! Recoil in fear as Powers Boothe fills your mouth with spiders! Scratch your heads in confusion as we contemplate JCVD's double identity as both a Mega Man villain AND a Chili's manager.

All this plus, the Cargill joke that made Brian contemplate retiring from podcasting. What are you waiting for, Van Dammit? Download and listen now!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	This is junk food cinema.
0:03.3	Whoa, Swayze, tell Amberu to put out the blue milk.
0:18.3	It's time for junk food night in America.
0:20.9	Paint my taint with Cheeto dust and call me an umpalumpa.
0:24.0	It's JCV December and this podcast is moving into Sudden Death.
0:30.0	That is every bit as fun as the color commentary from the actual hockey commentators in the movie's sudden death.
0:37.0	But that's not what this is.
0:37.9	This is actually junk food cinema.
0:39.8	Hello.
0:41.1	Any, any, anytime, Gargill.
0:42.6	Hi.
0:43.0	You always have this whole thing and you go into a schick and then you go, and here is my co-host, blah, blah, blah, blah.
0:50.4	Hi, here.
0:51.3	It's Cargill.
0:52.8	And in the center square, Mr. Paul Lind.
0:56.3	I think in this, always square, never straight.
1:00.9	Yeah, so, yeah, we're talking sudden death by.
1:03.7	Yeah, it took us.
1:04.3	We're just, we're apparently off book tonight as well.
1:07.1	10 seconds into our J.C.V. December kickoff.
1:09.8	My name is on the phone and I will come for you.
1:13.2	We're talking about Paul Lynn because we're real men.
	...

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