5 • 774 Ratings
🗓️ 11 September 2024
⏱️ 94 minutes
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0:00.0 | Oh shit. |
0:04.0 | Hey, everybody. |
0:06.0 | Hey, everybody. |
0:23.6 | Hey, tourist dates coming to you. |
0:25.9 | And when does this come out? |
0:28.0 | Today. |
0:28.9 | Yeah. |
0:29.3 | Today. |
0:30.0 | Okay, then I, Brea, California. |
0:32.5 | Brea, get some tickets. |
0:33.7 | It seats 600. |
0:34.9 | Holy shit. |
0:35.7 | That's a big show. |
0:40.1 | Late show, Friday night. You guys should be drunk and angry. Can't wait. Greensboro, North Carolina, Charlotte, North Carolina, Detroit, Michigan, |
0:48.1 | Niles, Michigan, Fort Worth, Texas, Chicago, Columbus, Kansas City, Bakersfield, Little Rock, |
0:59.0 | New Jersey, Jacksonville, Greenville, New York City, West Covina, just added. |
1:02.6 | Dallas, Texas, Dania Beach, Los Angeles, Sacramento. |
1:04.7 | Next year, I'm all over the map. |
1:14.4 | New York, Boston, San Diego, D.C., Philly, Seattle, Atlanta, Austin, St. Louis, Rayleigh, Australia, Perth, Brisbane, Melbourne, |
1:19.0 | Sydney, and New Zealand, Auckland, Auckland. |
1:30.0 | Followed by Hawaii, London, and good old-fashioned Indianapolis. After all that, I like to India after Hawaii take me to Indianapolis nobody from India is gonna go to my show anymore |
1:35.0 | after I just made fun at them it is a funny sequence of events though oh London it was |
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