Hello, hello, everybody. Welcome back to another episode of Fluently Fixed Special Edition,

because after the first two questions, we are going to fluently fix you like a dog, because you

guys are horny. There was so many, I think there was like 50 different write-ins since the last

episode, and I was going through and I was like, I'm going to kind of break these down into like two normal ones that I feel like a lot of people write in so it could

you know, help the, I don't know, the greater majority. And then we're going to do fluently fixed

gone sexual, baby, gone sexual, because you guys have a lot of those questions and I'm doing the two normal sauce

questions beforehand just to give my family members time to exit out because it's going

to be getting rated FF for fluently fixed afterwards. So let's get right on into your questions

and we're going to start with one that has plagued me.

I am sure it has plagued you.

It was a simple three-sentence question.

Here we go.

How do not stock your boyfriend's exes?

It scratches an itch, but damn, it's bad for me.

It never leads to a good feeling.

Yes, you came to the right person, okay? I previously wrote a blog post that was all about this. I think it was called ripping the band-aid off and stalking your boyfriend's ex because we all do it.

At some point, you have to rip the band-aid off and like literally, I think I said in my blog post,

I'm like, birds know how to fly south for the winter and bats know how to use sonar in the cave

and girls know exactly how to hurt our own feelings and it's by stalking our boyfriend's ex and

you just have to do it like you have to do it it's a ritual that we all go through was basically the point

of that blog post um one of the things that I noticed and I think is helpful because my advice is not, don't do it.

Like, we're all going to do it, you know.

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