Welcome back to Dadmeet, bitch.

Tim, how the heck are you, friend?

Hey, Mike. It's me, Tim, from podcast.

We've met. Yeah, briefly, yes.

Good. Yeah, no, it's nice to finally actually get a chance

to like, it was Mike, right? Yeah, Mike.

Yeah, Mike. I know you from the emails and it's good to put a face to the name.

Very cool. And I've been really looking forward to this uh you know i watch your clips online and stuff like that it's all

looking really like solid man you know you're on the right path you were so much more handsome in

real life man no stop you're gassing me up now you gas me up chill i'm gonna fucking knock you up like

dave roll side bitch man please dude come on man my wife's upstairs i'm gonna dump one in you we're

not on email anymore we don't even talk about dave girl we don't d anymore. We don't even talk about Dave Grohl. We don't, Dave Grohl, I don't even know that guy anymore, man. He's out of my brain. I love him, man.

Dude, I want to get a girlfriend so bad. I need a girlfriend, man. That's going to be tough for you,

man. I like it, though. You know? I want it, though. Do you, like, here's the problem. You know, wives can tolerate a certain amount of dude sitting in the corner looking at

his phone. Girlfriends are not going to have that. The second you put your elbows on the table

and start scrolling your phone while chewing food, it's over. You're not getting her pregnant.

But I mean, how long into a girlfriend relationship do you think a guy like me would last before she hit the eject button?

Um, what are you saying?

Like, you, it wouldn't last long?

Yeah, because I mean, like my wife does tolerate a bunch of things.

Yeah.

We were just talking about.

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