Guys, I'm meeting junk and watching rubbish.

You better come out and stop me.

All right. This is Dick Miller.

You're listening to Junk Food Cinema.

Who were these guys? Well, it's Valentine's Day again. And here in Paxatani and junk food cinema, that can mean only one thing. Love is in the air. And love is definitely in the air on this

very special edition of junk food cinema brought to you by FilmSchoolRejects.com.com.

Dot com. Because we have a very special guest today, someone who I've been trying to book on the show

for a very long time, who has always been artfully evading me and i am happy to report that on this

very special valentine's day episode i have managed to secure my favorite guest of all time

because i am legally obligated to say that it is my wife lauren welcome to junk food cinema

how did you avoid doing this for so long i would like to like i feel like there's a lot of It is my wife Lauren. Welcome to junk food cinema. Hi, baby.

How did you avoid doing this for so long?

I feel like there's a lot of people out there who have been roped into doing the show that would like to know what your secret is for saying no to being on this show.

I just don't think I'm as funny as you are.

Okay, no, then we're good because I am not funny but at all. So if that's your baseline,

we're going to be just fine here. But I couldn't, we couldn't get through Valentine's Day without

talking about this particular film because, A, it's a rom-com and Valentine's Day means you watch

rom-coms. I understand that. By the way, we're recording here in the bedroom studio and you're sitting all comfy,

cozy on the bed, but I want to assure people that even though that's the case, this is not

going to turn into some kind of OnlyFans thing because I'm launching a sister site, however,

two OnlyFans, called Only Flans, where it's just going to be videos of us eating Flan.

So if you could, if you could help you could help me no no i feel like

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