For Your Consideration: Nextdoor & Ask TCB

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Episode #716: Bryan & Krissy discuss the process of marketing a movie for an Academy Award. Does it include lavish gifts, trips and cash? It just might! Then Bryan reads some his saved Nextdoor posts as the world goes crazy. Finally, Ask TCB is on deck and only 3 years late. You heard it hear last. TCBit: DOGI is turning off the traffic lights and pulling the stop signs. But one the officials has a message to the ladies! Watch EP #716 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Youtube: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast Website: www.tcbpodcast.com CREDITS: Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	And welcome back to WSHIT's evening news. It's news you can use before you snooze. I'm Karen
0:08.1	Doubtree with today's headlines. Controversy today in Crab Apple, as the newly unelected
0:13.6	head of Doji, the Department of Gross Incompetence, sent officials to the Department of Transportation
0:18.4	to cut the power to all the traffic signals and remove all stop signs from the Crab Apple Main Street. Director Sanadu Susk told WSHIT
0:26.7	in a statement these moves were made in an effort to cripple the town's traffic and make parking
0:31.4	lots more accessible for his helicopter. One of the officials charged with the responsibility
0:36.0	of turning off all the traffic
0:37.5	license removing the stop signs, calling himself Reaper the Sleeper was targeted with negative
0:42.3	feedback and comments on his Instagram page.
0:45.6	In the press conference earlier this afternoon, he had this to say.
0:50.5	Good morning, everybody.
0:52.1	Hello, this is Reaper, and I am back with another announcement.
0:55.8	All right, all you bitches, all you females, all you women, if you are coming to our
1:01.4	page, go fuck yourself because I am not leaving my video games for no bitch. I'm sorry.
1:07.5	Video games are my priority. Women are nothing but total disgrace to this fucking society.
1:12.6	I'm sorry, but you girls are not of interest to me.
1:15.6	I don't know how many times I can say that without actually going blue in the face, but I'm
1:20.6	being factual.
1:21.6	So please, find another man to bother.
1:23.6	Please go fuck yourself.
1:25.6	Video games for life.
1:26.6	Peeper then went on to add that while he understands the anger around the decisions being
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