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Back to the Barre

Foreshadowing Kelly's Life

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

"Jersey Shore is not doing this shit. Teen Mom is not doing this shit. No, the Dance Moms are. Housewives they would never!" Christi notes as there really is no other show on TV that would make someone unbox a stuffed Broadway Baby, who makes their grand return to haunt all those who lay eyes on it.


This week we jump ahead just a little bit to the first half of the "Dance Moms Care Special", which aired during Season 4 but was filmed immediately after Nationals. You can tell it was filmed right after Nationals because Christi is nowhere to be found, still enjoying some time on the beach while Abby decided last-minute to enter the ALDC into an Atlantic City competition to support the fight against breast cancer. It's a topic that hits close to home for Abby whose mother has been battling cancer for some time. The moms agree to take a mammogram for the program, the results of which are eerily predictive given Kelly's current diagnosis. We'd like to use this opportunity to remind all of you that preventative treatment is the answer, please get checked-up!


Maddie is presented with a solo entitled "Maddie" that's a tribute to... well Maddie. It's truly the zenith of Abby's favoritism towards Maddie, enough so that Jill seems to finally catch on! Elsewhere Leslie continues to try and stir up trouble with the other moms, determined to make the most of Payton's limited time as Chloe's replacement on the team.


Quotes

  • “We're all getting some very much needed R&R. Rest and relaxation. But I made a commitment a long time ago to take place in a very very special Starbound event. No it was last week, but ok." (20:18-20:28 | Christi)
  • “I think it was Love Island. Someone was like what happens if you get sick and they're like oh the producer said come when you're better. And I'm like what show is that!? cause that is not the experience I had.” (34:01-34:11 | Christi)
  • “We had an overwhelming response to my new store. There's a line around the building and down the block. Do you think that they were excited to meet the cast of Dance Moms? I'm just guessing!" (43:30-43:39 | Christi)
  • “Listen, I'll tell you what. If there's one thing the Dance Moms are good at, it is good at making up a reason why there is pressure." (54:48-55:04 | Christi)


Links

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Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/backtothebarre


Thank you to Ashley Jana for allowing us to use Electricity!! Follow her on IG HERE: https://instagram.com/ashleyjanamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


Download Electricity HERE: https://music.apple.com/us/album/electricity/1497482509?i=1497482510


Follow Christi on IG: www.instagram.com/christilukasiak


Follow Kelly on IG: www.instagram.com/kellylhyland



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Transcript

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0:00.0

One minute you've got the gymnastics on.

0:03.0

Off she goes into Flippy One, another Flippy,

0:06.0

Followed by a Flippy Twisty,

0:08.0

and the next Flip-Flip Hooray, you're a millionaire.

0:12.0

Lotto, will you be next?

0:15.0

Play on app.

0:16.0

The National Lotter.

0:17.0

Account terms rules and procedures apply.

0:19.0

Players must be 18 or over. Baby let's just dance.

0:23.0

just dance.

0:24.0

Let's just dance baby I just want to dance dance dance dance

0:28.0

dance dance.

0:30.0

Can you feel it

0:31.0

can you take it can you come and freeze that all of this electricity do it right now

0:38.0

baa right now turn the volume up locking give me your electricity.

0:44.4

Hello little bit, Edts.

0:46.6

Welcome back to the bar.

0:47.6

This is Bitch Number 1, Christie.

0:49.4

And Bitch Number 2, Kelly.

0:51.3

Hi. Kelly's on your phone.

0:54.4

I am, do I have to sit here and hold this

0:57.2

for the next hour and a half?

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