Four Cats And A Baby

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about hiding his cats, finding a stick, and being cloned. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com/shows/ Follow Craig! TikTok - https://tiktok.com/@craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Komi - https://craigconant.komi.io/ Small Business Plugs: Need a natural, holistic facial or some Ayurvedic healing? Contact Cynthia at Ritual Skin and Soul: https://instagram.com/livecynplyayurveda/ https://instagram.com/ritualskinandsoul/ PV Coin Exchange - https://palosverdescoinexchange.com/ Deadlight Visions Graphic Design - https://instagram.com/deadlightvisions/ Donny Honcho's Healthy Pet Products - https://linktr.ee/localdogdaddy Swank Hank's Handmade EDC - https://swankhanks.com/ Glitch Pudding, Acrylic Artist - https://instagram.com/glitchpudding/ Hoobs Glass Art - https://www.hoobsglass.net/ Robert Kiyosaki - Liabilities to Assets - https://youtube.com/watch?v=A8vD_XO0vUU Healing affirmations: Louise Hay - https://youtu.be/lz16YqpWkz4 Wayne Dyer - https://youtu.be/44ImQV46lF4 Change Your Thoughts, Change Your Life - https://youtube.com/watch?v=14JxE7i0EPc Craig's favorite healers: Esther Hicks (AKA Abraham Hicks) Joe Dispenza Bruce Lipton Dr. Sebi Also shout out to these light workers giving out that lost knowledge: Dr. Delbert Blair Dolores Cannon Santos Bonnaci

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0:00.0	all shit
0:02.0	Hi everybody
0:04.0	Hi everybody Thank you so much I I love you all. You guys have been selling out my show. San Antonio sold out. That's dope. Might add another night. Upcoming March 10th, we have Ontario, California, Ontario Improv. And then we got Indie, Fort Wayne, Louisville, Louisville Cincinnati Toledo Albuquerque San Antonio
0:42.1	Man you know good look Grand Rapids Hartford Connecticut Albany Syracuse Los Angeles May 11 Netflix is a joke festival that's a big Go to that. I do spots all the time in Los Angeles, but it's very rare. I get to run my hours. So if you want to see the whole enchilada and all these new uncircumcised dick cheek jokes, dick cheese. I said dick cheeks. Now does anything wrong with that, you little fruit loops.
1:12.6	May 16th, San Diego, California.
1:15.5	June 1st, Burbank, California.
1:17.9	June 13th, 14, 15th.
1:19.6	Ticklink is live now.
1:20.9	Tempe Improv.
1:22.3	That's a big one.
1:23.5	Let's make me look good because that improv is like Coca-Cola.
1:26.5	They're the biggest.
1:27.7	Let's sell that bitch out and then I'm in there.
1:30.7	I got diaper bills.
1:32.2	Let's get me in there.
1:33.9	San Jose Improv, June 19th.
1:36.2	Virginia Beach.
1:39.0	Yeah, dates, dates to come.
1:40.9	I'm always booking more.
1:41.9	Everybody keeps asking about Portland.
1:46.2	That's coming. I do it every year i'm you know i'm coming back and uh i love you all thank you you show up to my shows you're not
1:53.2	even my friends you're my way i said it wrong you're not my fans you're my friends you're my family
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