Hey folks today's podcast is being sponsored by better help dot com that's better h e l p dot com so let's get going on. You can be using a typewriter anymore, you know, like that's the thing that that's over.

By the way I do I use a typewriter when I text because I don't want to use my phone when I'm driving

so I have a Sampson I typewriter I put it up on my dashboard okay and I'm like

dear Cindy I'll be home in half an hour chick-chink get the meatloaf ready you know yeah yeah

a burand is but then how you send the text I drive it right to their house okay I thought

you're just gonna you're riding down the Harland Highway.

All ride, hold tight on the Harland Highway.

Harland Williams. How do they feel? It sounds, it feels good.

How's the mic feels, okay, yeah, now I can hear myself.

You can hear yourself?

Yeah, just me. Do you like the sound of your own voice?

Uh, not really. No, you know, when you, I know, you know sometimes you think you sound better. Oh Okay no but I I do want to hear now I don't hear myself.

Oh you do want to hear your voice? Yeah, I mean it just said you didn't like it.

True, but I still want to hear myself not to put it out there but

well maybe someone needs to make up their mind load.

All right fine I like the sound of my own voice. It depends.

Wait, why don't you get a sexy voice, dude? People say that, but then it doesn't,

nothing, I don't have anything, I don't get anything sexy out of it you know I mean like am I

getting any sexy parts any sexy clothes I think you just what you're not

realizing is the effect you have on people like like I go to 7-Eleven and say hey can I have a

loaf of bread and you go to 7-Eleven and go could I have a loaf of bread.

Well the question is why are you buying bread at 7-Eleven?

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