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hello and welcome to frank skinner's poetry podcast so picture me if you will in room 57 of the

victoria and albert museum in london if you will, in Room 57 of the Victoria and Albert Museum in London.

It's about 5 past 10 in the morning.

There's no one else in the room.

The room is dominated by a thing called the Great Bed of Ware,

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