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I had always wanted to go to France and finally went to Paris for my last vacation.

While I was there, I wanted to feel a little French.

So I went for a walk one day without a bra and panties, just a skirt and sweater.

It must be a small world, as they say, because later that morning I saw a former classmate's boyfriend. We saw each other at a large

museum and first talked a bit about art. The underlying tension dissolved when we

talked about how we'd broken up with our respective boyfriend and girlfriend.

I also told him that I had secretly had the hots for him when he was attached.

Well, one thing led to another and soon we were passionately kissing.

Mm-mm. Well, French kissing actually, next to some paintings.

This particular museum has many small isolated rooms

and we felt that if we really got going, we probably wouldn't get caught,

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