FRI PT 4: How to get out of jury duty and the El Salvador mega prison

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 878 Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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How to get out of jury duty. The El Salvador mega prison promotional video.

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0:00.0	The official morning show of people who steal catalytic converters.
0:05.0	It's a good looking torch you got there, man.
0:09.0	This is Rover's morning glory.
0:11.0	Chisie coming up in a few minutes. What do you have on the way, do she?
0:16.0	DoorDash is changing their policy a little bit.
0:18.0	Might be a worrying sign for the economy i'll explain coming up
0:22.5	next all right we'll get to that in just a moment jena you're on rovers morning glory good morning jena
0:28.2	yo rover what's up hey what's happening so i worked for the kuyahaw County Court.
0:39.5	And you're looking for chocolate Charlie.
0:44.0	You've, you guys, I have posters of his face up there.
0:47.7	Everyone's searching for him and just can't wait to find him and arrest him.
0:50.0	Exactly.
0:51.0	Okay, perfect.
0:53.4	You know, that does not happen.
0:56.3	They do not come looking for you. What probably will happen is in six months,
0:58.8	he will get another request for jury duty,
1:04.5	which they will do.
1:06.1	And it does go by the BMV,
1:08.7	anybody with a state issued driver's license or state ID is who they pick randomly.
1:18.2	Remember, I had to get a new ID after I got pulled over and that cop took my ID.
1:22.5	I had to get a new one.
1:24.1	Ten days later, I get summoned.
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