From Cute to F*ckable with Dylan Mulvaney

Dear Chelsea

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Comedy, Education, Self-improvement

4.4 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Back by popular demand, it’s Dylan Mulvaney! Dylan reveals how Chelsea helped her have her first kiss as a girl, who she’s looking for on Raya, and who in the room is a whore on the loose. Then: A crush on a friend turns into deeper soul-searching. A newly-married woman wonders how to support a single friend. And non-binary babe struggles to feel like themselves out in the world.

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Executive Producer Catherine Law

Edited & Engineered by Brad Dickert

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0:21.9	Bailey Zimmerman
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0:29.7	Hey kids, it's me Kevin Smith
0:31.2	And it's me, Harley Quinn Smith
0:32.8	That's my daughter, man
0:34.2	Who my wife has always said
0:35.5	Is just a beardless, dickless version of me.
0:37.7	And that's the name of our podcast, Beardless Diklis Me.
0:39.9	I'm the old one.
0:40.8	I'm the young one.
0:41.7	And every week we try to make each other laugh really hard.
0:44.7	Sounds innocent, doesn't it?
0:46.0	A lot of cussing, a lot of bad language.
0:47.9	It's for adults only.
0:49.0	Or listen to it with your kid.
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