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Attitudes!

Erin Gibson & Bryan Safi

Comedy

4.8 • 7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2024

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

We're taking this week off, but are giving you one of the dirtiest (and funniest) Vault episodes of all time. Erin's famous Doubletree conditioner story and more of our worst dates. We release an episode from the Vault every Monday on Patreon! www.patreon.com/attitudes

Yee-haw! Bryan's in Texas this week watching Fox News and eating Xanax with his parents, so get personal with Bryan and Erin in this very special episode. Erin delights with stories of what happens when you put conditioner in your privates, while Bryan discusses the worst first date he's ever had. It may or may not involve Mischa Barton.

Original release date: 7/18/2012

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