I'm Johnny Smith.

I'm Richard Porter.

And this is Smith and Sniff, a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and many other things.

Well, I was enjoying the moody weather of Snowdonia recently and the driving roads, Richard.

And of which I still maintain, and I know I might have to put my Evo driver's Gilles on now,

but it is still never ceases to bring so much joy to the satisfying sweeps and the surfaces of the roads. I do love them around

there. But the reason why I was there was I was filming various things for the late break show.

However, I don't want to talk about interesting stuff like that. I want to talk about less

interesting things because that's what this podcast is about.

It made me remember as I drove past a very rural house with a Vauxhall Frontera on someone's front lawn on bricks, which I haven't seen a fronttera for ages.

I haven't seen a front terror since I went to an event at Bista Heritage and Paul Cowland

out of the television was there with a frontera that he just bought. Oh, he has. Absolutely clean as

anything. He has. He has got a clean one, hasn't he? Yes. And we, because you, because we know what Cowlund's like. He just

can't help himself. He's a big magpie for cars that nobody else particularly wants.

Yes. And, because I said, why did you buy this? And he went, well, you know, just couldn't,

couldn't resist it. It was there. Yeah. It'd be a bit like, a bit like the happy Mondays and just bowls full of drugs.

If there were happy Mondays in a weather spoons and there was a big bowl in the middle of the room with what sits pick and mix and various amphetamins in it they'd all be gone that

everything in the bowl would be gone before they'd got on to ordering any food or drinks

and you go why'd you do that and they'd just all go well they were there they were just there

i think that's Captain Cameron.

I'm not sure it's entirely like that.

It's more like that Sean Ryder in the Hayday the Happy Mondays

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