What's up, everybody? Normal programming for today. I have five questions pulled aside.

Will I get through them all? Nobody knows. Including myself. Because I always say, I'll keep it short,

keep it concise. Then I run my mouth. I get lost going down rabbit holes. I go down tangents.

You know how it is. Pretty different questions, though, for sure. Spanning some good genres.

Before I get into that, please stay with me for about 90 seconds.

Let's pay the bills.

This episode is brought to you by Helix Sleep.

This could be the easiest ad read that I ever do.

I've been sleeping on one of these mattresses for, I think, over five years at this point.

I was first exposed to them through the podcast years ago.

Anybody who's been with the show for a while knows I did a three-year exclusive deal with Black Rifle,

but for a few years before that, I would occasionally do an ad read for Helix.

With that, I got a mattress from them. And holy cow, I mean, my wife and I, we have the ability

we travel all the time. And the number of times we have had a conversation about can't wait

to get home because we love our mattress so much.

At first, when I heard about these mattresses, I didn't think one that it was possible to have one delivered to your house in the size of the box that it does.

Prepare yourself.

It comes in a box that you're not going to think there's a mattress in and have somebody there to help you as well.

It's pretty heavy and dense.

But it was really cool.

Went onto their website. They have a sleep quiz and it was really cool. Went onto their website.

They have a sleep quiz and it runs you through.

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