I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update swearing on television.

You know there used to be seven words that you just could not say on television.

One of those words was, shit.

But as of 2020, 23, the FCC says

if your show is rated TV 14, then you can say, shit!

Well, shit, I think I will.

Well, just so you know people, this show is TV 14.

So today I want to start off and let you know that the state legislator and the courts in Arizona

are full of shit.

This week they reaffirmed a law that was enacted in 1864.

No, I did not make a mistake they reaffirmed an abortion law that banned abortion

and made it a crime and the laws from over a hundred years ago this is the shittiest

back to the future sequel ever. The decision

from the Arizona Supreme Court, all full of shit Republican appointees by the way, concerned

a law that was on the books long, long before Arizona achieved statehood.

Is that even legal? It allows abortion from the moment of conception.

I'm not, you know, unless the mother is dying and it makes no exceptions for rape or incest.

Doctors prosecuted under the law face fines in prison terms of two to five years.

Again a law from a hundred years ago. How full of shit is that? The law was

written before slavery was over. I think all of us are happy that you can't grow cotton in Arizona.

I mean, well not all of us. Here's how full of shit Arizona is.

Arizona out Alabama to Alabama and well it's because the Republicans are full of

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