The Bird Show.

Two big celebrations yesterday, if I understand it, right?

Abby, how was your birthday yesterday?

It was good.

I mean, it was kind of unexpectedly lovely because I had very low expectations.

Because I was like, you know, I've had two really good birthdays last couple of years.

Last year, Shmiley Shmoold in the year before.

I did like a girl's trip to Charleston. So I was like, you know what, too late, we're going to keep it low key. I'm going to get a cake from Publix.

I'm going to bring it in and we'll just have a little sweet treat at the end of the show.

And so I'm sitting here and then all of a sudden there's flowers outside from my parents.

Y'all brought a cake and then sang to me.

It was like the like nice, chill, low-key birthday, which is good because I will be very unlow-key this weekend, celebrating my birthday in Asheville.

Okay, this is one of the first ways that you can tell that you are getting older is that rather than celebrate hard on your birthday, you're looking to the weekend saying, hey, I need to charge my batteries now on a Tuesday in order to prepare for Saturday.

Well, it's hard to go hard on a Tuesday. Tuesday and Wednesday are objectively the worst days to have a birthday.

Because Monday, you can kind of just carry over the weekends festivities into Monday.

But then Tuesday and Wednesday are kind of like these roadblocks.

Thursday has Friday energy and then of course the weekend is the weekend.

This is a 28-year-old's way of thinking.

At 21 you weren't thinking like that.

You were like, go hard, go hard, go hard.

I know.

I have a frontal lobe that wasn't there before.

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