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FFS! My Dad Is Martin Kemp

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FFS! My Dad Is Martin Kemp

FFS! My Dad Is Martin Kemp

Comedy

4.91000 Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2024

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

It's the final episode of Series 1, and we're closing things out with a deep dive into the topic of funerals. In Episode 1, Roman quizzed Martin about his thoughts on Death, and we pencilled in some answers. Now, it's time to get the final word on Martin's funeral plans.

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0:00.0

All right, Ro? Yeah, good. How are you? I'm all right. Yeah, I just feel a bit weird this week

0:06.7

Yeah, because you're on your own. Yeah, mom's gone away. She's gone on holiday with her mates

0:11.4

Going to India. That's good thing. I know what on my own. Yeah, gone to India. That's a good thing, no, what, on my own?

0:14.0

Yeah, it's all right for the first few days, you know, because the first few days you kind of

0:18.0

of stretch out in your own bed, you know, you move around, you got all that space, and it's lovely,

0:22.4

then after a few days I just found

0:24.4

myself getting really bored what do you have for dinner last night I've been

0:27.1

eating the shepherds pie at my maid before no you don't yeah yet.

0:33.0

Two weeks ago, she made Shepherds Pie for me and she left it in the fridge and so I'm down to about the last two years

0:50.0

It's not the food though it is because I get a bit lonely on my own, you know.

0:56.0

Last week I'd switch on a navigator, get someone talking to me.

0:59.0

Oh Christ.

1:00.0

No, I'm telling you. It was all right when she first went, but then all of sudden I realized that I didn't even know what day the dust bins went out.

1:07.0

And it was stuff like that. You're basic.

1:10.0

Basic. Basic. That's all right, no. It's quite nice having a little bit of time.

1:13.8

It was nice having time at the beginning, but now it's kind of like the novelty is worn off

1:18.7

where you can watch what programs you want to watch, you know, don't have to make an excuse to go and do something.

1:24.8

You without mom is annoying anyway. Why? Because any time I'm with mom, I'll give it about five minutes and you're

1:30.4

calling. Yeah. It's only been five minutes.

1:34.0

I want to know what she's up to.

1:35.0

What's doing?

1:36.0

Yeah, but she spoke to you literally five minutes ago.

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