Funky Cheese And Stanleys, Please!

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who was arrested after stealing $2.5k worth of Stanley Cups, a man who sued women for badmouthing him on dating sites and was then arrested for tax fraud, a scientist who played music to cheese and Captain Sully Sullenberger’s safety advice not being carried out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:04.0	Like some kind of Pizza Ninja,
0:09.0	Domino's are slicing their prices.
0:11.0	Domino's price slice. Small pizzas now 8 quid, medium now 10
0:16.0	quid and large now 12 quid. Yet we're making cuts too. In 11th of
0:21.8	February 24 minimum delivery spend charges and areas may apply
0:24.4	to and see see dominoes dot co-kow. UK this is a reminder to all my girly's
0:28.0	out there starting 2024 single what's meant for you won't pass you by and
0:31.9	showing yourself a little love can go a long way and maybe a match on bumble.
0:35.4	Sometimes it can feel like there's a lot of pressure to constantly better yourself,
0:38.7	but just be you. Everybody's journey looks different and sometimes you just need to appreciate where you are right now.
0:43.7	Scott are you ready?
0:44.7	Kirti Bee I am so ready to you guessed it laugh and laugh and laugh and
0:49.7	laugh and laugh. Police are...
0:51.7	Uh oh cops. of... only cups in her car. Oh boy.
1:03.0	Wow, that's also that seems like a really big car.
1:07.0	All right.
1:08.0	Well, uh, this episode of Bananas promises to be good until the last drop. Oh I like that. Bananas. world on its head. Would you believe me? If I did blow your mind to a
1:28.4	silly in pieces would you believe me?
1:32.4	Try to leave with me Would you believe me?
1:33.0	Drive it me
1:35.0	bananas baby bananas, banana, net and net.
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