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Lightweights Podcast

Funniest Argument We Ever Had

Lightweights Podcast

Joe Vulpis

Society & Culture, Education, Hobbies, Music Commentary, Music Interviews, Relationships, Leisure, Health & Fitness, Self-improvement, Music, Fitness

4.94.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2023

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Writing a speech for a big event, forced out of the house, and probably the best intro that the Lightweights Podcast ever had. This is episode 159, listen to the old episodes, get psyched for the new ones, THANKS FOR LISTENING!


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0:00.0

Alright go go what start I'm over it why?

0:03.7

Cause man you fucking house smells like shit people only get you for 25 minutes a week

0:08.2

And that's pretty much what I get out of you and you're just gonna complain about the smell in here

0:11.8

Yeah, man

0:12.6

It's not my fault. It smells like a portal party in your room. There's a bathroom right there. What do you expect?

0:19.3

I don't want to argue someone came over they pooped in the bathroom and they didn't use the poopery until after

0:24.8

You're supposed to use the poopery before you go

0:27.0

It's a it's a fucked up concept you want to talk about business ideas start a poopery they get through this smell after you poop

0:32.7

No, remember to spray the poopery before you poop. That's not how it works

0:36.0

You're supposed to spray before yeah because the essential oils like capture all the sense as it as the poop goes into the water

0:43.1

But figure out a solution so that you could poop and then poopery no one sprays before they go no one realizes that

0:49.5

I mean it it seems like Todd left his shit in the toilet in the bowl for a solid like hour and a half

0:56.8

No, he flush it not right away though. I'm sure he did you got a poop flush right away. There's no way

1:02.6

He flush right away, Joe

1:05.2

I walked into your fucking house and it smells like a fucking prison

1:11.3

It smells like a sewer in your house right when you walk in it's not that bad dad asked it smells so bad

1:17.8

I've been I'm a plumber, okay? I know what it smells like I know I've been in many homes, Joe

1:24.2

And yours is top 10 of how fucking bad it smells. It's like you want to sue it's backup

1:30.1

It's like you're fucking your entire main line backed up into your fucking toilet and your sewage ejector pump

1:37.2

Somehow also a wall function at the same time I've been editing and you shed on the ground spread it around

1:42.5

And he fucking put some on the walls. I've been that's how bad it smells

1:46.0

I've been editing here for the past hour and I have not complained

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