FUNNIEST REASON YOU'VE GHOSTED SOMEBODY?!

ShxtsNGigs

shxtsngigs

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4.8 • 8.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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0:00.0	Cabin crew, prepare for landing.
0:02.6	Wow, that was a quick flight.
0:04.4	Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come.
0:07.8	Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait.
0:10.2	Me neither.
0:12.5	Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria.
0:16.1	Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia.
0:19.6	What have you done?
0:21.9	Should have gone to spec, save us.
0:23.8	Book an eye test online.
0:25.3	Has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?
0:28.1	I've only got a bikini, Andy.
0:32.1	This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp.
0:34.4	Right, my bro.
0:35.1	Yeah.
0:35.5	Real quick, tell me one thing.
0:36.8	What do you want your 2025 story to be? An abundance of creativity, an abundance of laughs, an abundance of positive
0:44.9	memories. Ah! Yeah, man. That was sexy and that was sleek. Well paid. So, guys, every January
0:50.7	brings you 365 blank pages waiting to be filled. Exactly and in 2025
0:56.7	maybe you're ready for the plot twist or maybe there's a part of your story you've been wanting
1:01.4	to revise. Life isn't about resolutions that fade by February. It's about picking up the pen and
1:06.5	become the author of your own life. Think of therapy as your editorial partner,
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