Gary Oldman | EXTENDED Monologue

The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

CBS

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, News Commentary, Tv & Film

4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

President Trump threatened 200% tariffs on wine from Europe, the new EPA head wants to roll back regulations that protect us from pollution, people are stealing the wheels off Teslas and turning Cybertrucks into skate ramps, and more in this podcast exclusive EXTENDED cut of tonight's monologue with jokes you won't hear anywhere else! Then, Stephen Colbert travels to London for an extensive conversation with legendary actor Gary Oldman, who stars in the AppleTV+ series “Slow Horses,” a show the actor says “fell from the sky and ticked all the boxes.” Stick around for the entire long-form interview with the man who played so many American characters that he once lost his English accent! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:35.6	Welcome, welcome, one and all in here, Althal, Mr. and Mrs. American, all the ships at sea to the late show.
0:42.0	I'm your host, Stephen Colbert.
0:43.8	Hey, I got a quick question.
0:47.6	I got a quick question here.
0:49.0	It's kind of a personal question.
0:50.8	Does anyone here enjoy having money?
0:55.5	You might need to find a new hobby because y'all know the Dow, the place where they keep all,
1:04.0	they store all the Dow points and every day they count all the Dowlings and then that
1:10.2	twitchy money line goes, boop.
1:13.0	Well, today it went, boo.
1:15.9	Down another 537 points.
1:20.9	Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's been a bit of a run.
1:22.4	It's so bad down on Wall Street, the bull just applied for a job at Chipotle.
1:28.0	Yeah, he's hoping to get an internship as a taco.
1:33.8	There are far more troubling indicators out there than the Dow.
1:38.8	We are getting disturbing reports that sales are down to convenience stores for Doritos,
1:43.6	Twinkies, Heath bars, and cigarettes.
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