I went to a cannibal corpse in Mashuga concert last night,

and I did not eat or drink enough before I was so busy all day that I, like, had, like,

low blood sugar and just kind of like, asked out.

In the most 40-year-old way, medic asked my friend like yo what's this guy on

and my buddy was like dude i think he has a baby and he's old what he said to the medic i remember

he goes dude nothing we just got here we had some pizza and shit he just needs water and stuff

i think he's old and i was like dude what the It was. And then it was like a curb your enthusiasm

moment, like, because I got to like the edge of the thing. And the security is like, okay, man,

you got to, you got to get on this gurney. And I'm like, no, dude, I just need to like sit down.

They're like, our liability. Like, if you go down or something, we need you on this gurney. So like, I have to show this picture, like, of me on, like, on the gurney, like,

looking confused at my friend, like in the middle of this metal show where like it's like,

you, if you were truly an old, you would have been like, oh my God, I'd love to lie down on the

gurney right now and watch the show. It was funny because once... Once they got me, like, in the concourse, I was like,

actually, I'm going to chill here for a second.

But all the EMTs are, like, trainees, this one person,

it took, like, four minutes for them to get my blood pressure.

I was like, guys, I'm fine.

The student cosmetology school for a haircut, but it's for medical.

Yeah, yeah.

For real.

For real.

For real.

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