When you know that you were queer but your favorite drink is beer that's gayish

You can bottom with no stopping but you can't start going shopping that's gayish

Oh Gish you're probably gayish

Life's just as short for narrow stereotypes.

Oh, it's gayish. We're also gayish. It's gayish with Mike and Kyle.

Hello everyone in the Podcast Universe this is gayish the podcast where the only thing to fear is beer itself that okay no it's great it's amazing

I don't like your attitude.

How dare you thrust us upon me during our intro?

The rest of the show is ruined, Kyle.

It's all your fault.

But it's gross, the taste and the smell.

I'm Mike Johnson. I'm Kyle Gets. We're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality and today. Hey Kyle. Hey Mike. I was going to say

Ola Todos and then I was like I don't know I don't know what universe university I don't know I don't know what I don't know what it is

University yeah yeah exactly so then I so then I stopped so then when you like when you slandered beer I was even more thrown off than usual like I was already a little a little on shaky ground to begin with trying to translate into horrible Spanish.

Poldemos, uh, record all the podcast in the spaniel.

Okay.

Okay, vamos.

No.

No. No. Today we're going to talk about Mexico.

We're going to talk about Mexico. We're going to talk about Mexico and that's because who doesn't love made-up holidays?

Which we'll talk a little bit more about why it's made up.

Cinco de Mayo is coming up so in honor of that we're talking about Mexico. Cinco de Quatros right around the corner.

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