When you know that you were queer but your favorite drink is beer that's gayish

You can bottom with no stopping but you can't start going shopping that's gayish

Oh Gish you're probably gayish

Life's just as short for narrow stereotypes.

Oh, it's gayish. We're also gayish. It's gayish with Mike and Kyle.

Hello everyone in the podcast universe this is gayish the podcast that's young

dumb and full of love oh that's so adorable right yesh adorable, right? Yes.

Any amount of sincerity comes across as a little bit sarcastic here.

Yeah.

Also, also, what if I'm old smart and hate everything? Can I still be on the show?

Um, yeah, you can be the counterpoint. I, well, I'm not young anymore.

I'm just, um... I'm Mike Johnson. I'm Kyle Gets we're here to bridge the gap between sexuality

and actuality and I apologize for not challenging your dumbness fast enough for it to be

believable now that's fine it's fine. It's fine. No need. We're going to talk about gay marriage. Today we're going to talk about gay marriage which is like

marriage but it's gay but it's gayer so much gayer because rainbow shoot out when you get gay married.

Yeah, but first. But first.

I'm in Boston, Kyle.

How's Boston treating you?

It's fine.

It was hot as fuck a few days ago, this like

Northeastern Heat Dome bullshit that they're talking about in the news.

And then the Celtics had a parade which I forgot

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