When you know that you were queer but your favorite drink is beer that's gayish

You can bottom with no stopping but you can't start going shopping that's gayish

Oh Gish you're probably gayish

Life's just as short for narrow stereotypes.

Oh, it's gayish. We're also gayish. It's gayish with Mike and Kyle.

Hello everyone in the podcast Universe, this is... Kyle. Ah fuck. Well, Brandon gets double. Thanks again, Brandon. Whoops. But it tickles your taint harder this time.

Okay, great. I'm Mike Johnson. I'm Kyle Gets. We're here to bridge the gap between sexuality and actuality and today we're going to talk about hookers.

Oh, is that a rugby term? It sure is. Okay. We're going to talk about rugby.

We're going to talk about rugby because both of us are real qualified.

Yeah, this is one of those episodes that you all, we can blame on

Patreon, you all voted for it and we're going to talk about something that, well don't I know nothing about it I don't know how much you know about rugby

very little very little okay there's a lot of thighs in rugby

and I'm here for that like grabbing their underwear. Yeah, yeah, but okay, but first but first hey Kyle. Hey Mike it's a sexual awareness week. Hey and I just went I just want you to know that we're aware. We should have been aware last week so that it wasn't half over when we

No, we're this is part of the culmination of the celebrations of a sexual week is us recognizing that.

Yeah, but like it's a whole week and like four of the days are already gone.

But if we did it before then we wouldn't have been in the middle of a sexual week so it would have been pointless

I don't think a sexual want us to be in the middle what did the what's your

sexual is really want it lemon cheesecake. Yeah, maybe they eat pie. No. Because the buys don't.

Nope. Okay, that's all. Yeah. I think we recognized asexuals.

We don't have any 100 words, use my whole everybody.

Yeah.

But now here's the news.

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