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The Distraction: A Defector Podcast

Defector Media

Sports, Society & Culture

4.7 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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0:00.0	We're back, we're back, it's the distraction I drew, that's rough, high-roath.
0:06.1	Hey man, how's it going?
0:07.6	Good!
0:09.1	Wow, I have nothing else to say past that.
0:11.1	I didn't actually think you were gonna ask me that.
0:13.1	It's like every conversation I've ever had the bus stop when I drop off my kitchen.
0:16.5	How you doing?
0:17.5	Fine, and then-
0:18.5	Pretty good.
0:19.5	I can't remember a single detail of my existence within the past 24 hours to fill in
0:24.1	that space.
0:25.1	It's very, very exciting.
0:26.7	This is a good time of year for that because if someone asked me like how it's
0:29.9	going, there's a chance that I'm like, I was up pretty late last night watching the
0:32.9	summit league final.
0:33.9	I don't think either of those teams is gonna win a game in the NCAA tournament.
0:37.1	It's all dumb, bad thoughts about insignificant shit.
0:41.4	Usually, you can bluff it in a small talky style, but I don't have any normal stuff to
0:45.5	refer to now.
0:46.5	Do you ever do that thing with your wife that I do where your first conversation in the
0:51.5	morning is, how'd you sleep?
0:54.2	You get a good 5, 10 minutes maybe out of that?
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