Hello and welcome to another episode of Dopey Tuesday or really the Patreon version of Dopey Tuesday.

The Patreon teaser for Dopey, the podcast on drugs, addiction and dumb shit.

And my name is Dave.

And I'm sure you all know that we were supposed to do.

I've been talking about this event in Los Angeles for months every week.

Dopey Wood, Dopee West, Dopee Wood West, all this stuff.

And of course, I think the fire is still burning in Los Angeles.

And Dopee Wood got canceled.

And, you know, I have a weird self-centered feeling, but I also have a very sad feeling for everybody in California. So if you're listening

in you're in California, my heart goes out to you. And I think what we're going to do is do

do doopie wood in May, although it is Linda's

50th birthday in May. Don't tell her I told you how old she was. And we're going to do something

special for that. Trying to decide if she should get a surprise party.

She says she doesn't want a surprise party.

She says she wants to go on a trip for her 50th.

But everybody loves a surprise party.

Am I right or am I wrong?

I don't know.

So what do you guys think?

Surprise her with a party for her 50th and she shows up and everybody that loves her

is there or surprise her with a trip that she said she wanted linda threw me a surprise party

for my 50th and i really liked it but would I have preferred a trip?

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