GGACP Classic: Christmas 2020 with Mario Cantone

Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast

Starburns Audio

Visual Arts, Tv & Film, Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 3.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2024

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

The celebration of the season continues as GGACP revisits this 2020 holiday presentation with friend and fan favorite Mario Cantone. In this episode, Mario and the boys discuss awkward child actors, depressing Christmas carols, holiday-themed horror films, the musical talents of Leslie Bricusse and Jerry Herman and the 50th anniversary of Rankin/Bass’ “Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town.” Also, Mickey Mouse meets Scrooge, Katharine Hepburn tugs on St. Nick’s beard, Cyrano de Bergerac warbles a seasonal ditty and Mario (finally) discovers the legend of Cesar Romero. PLUS: Tattoo sings! Ed Norton swings! “Christmas at SeaWorld”! Saluting Paul Coker! And Bob Hope and Marie Osmond holiday in Saudi Arabia! (Produced & edited by John Murray. Special thanks to Jerry Dixon. In loving memory of Mike McPadden) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, want to hear a PC Game Pass advert?
0:04.7	I'll take your silence as a yes.
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0:19.5	Learn more at Xbox.com slash PC Game Pass. Stalker to
0:22.6	available November 20th, 20th, 24. Game catalog varies by region and overtime. And yeah,
0:27.7	that's the end of the script.
0:32.4	The following program is brought to you in living color.
1:04.0	Thank you. The following program is brought to you in living color. Hi, this is Kilbert Godfried, and this is Gilbert Godfrey's amazing colossal podcast with my co-host, Frank Santo Padre.
1:11.8	Well, it's the most wonderful time of the year again, and for the 47th year in a row.
1:13.5	It feels like 47 years.
1:15.5	I'm so friggin tired of this shit.
1:16.7	We're not even in the same room.
1:18.9	You're in Florida with the rest of the old Jews.
1:25.4	I wish that state would just snap off like a brittle dick and just sink into the ocean.
1:27.5	Florida, the meth lab of the United States. Oh, the worst.
1:29.9	How's your governor? That asshole.
1:33.4	Yeah, everyone die of COVID. Enjoy
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