Girl Goes On Chinese “Single’s Inferno” & Forced To Sleep W/ Worst Guys Til Finally Finding Love

Moral Of The Story

Stephanie Soo

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

In the Chinese reality show - Lulu is not having a good time. This is her third chance at love. The first time - a dominant CEO walks in through the bedroom door. Instead of sweeping Lulu off her feet - he starts ranting about how much he earns and how he takes advantage of his airline points… The second chance at love; the door opens and in walks a man with a fascination with cultural appropriation, staring at Lulu in a way that makes her squirm. But maybe a third time's the charm? Lulu is patiently waiting for the man of her dreams to walk in with his guitar but instead - she is face to face…with Donald Trump. What is happening right now?

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0:00.0	You ask you
0:02.0	I guess I deliver.
0:06.0	You ask, I deliver. It might be a week late because I went into the American Agua-wa-wa.
0:21.1	You ask, I deliver.
0:23.1	It might be a week late because I went into the emergency room, but that is neither here nor there.
0:27.5	I'm perfectly fine.
0:28.3	My body is perfectly fine.
0:29.9	I think my mind a little short of fine, but that's okay.
0:33.8	This is singles Inferno part three.
0:36.0	We're diving in Chinese. Chinese Sing part three. I don't know.
0:40.5	Not really like single. Okay, it's a show called Beauty and the Best. So they bring in the beauty. They're beautiful. And then they bring in the best. Now, the word the best is very vague. The best of what? I guess we're going to find out in this episode.
0:55.5	In episode three, I will say this.
0:57.8	They really bring the budget this episode.
0:59.7	We got a new host.
1:01.1	I swear this is a new host.
1:02.6	It could be the same host.
1:04.5	It could not be the same host.
1:06.0	The ball guy is gone.
1:07.0	It looks like a different host.
1:08.1	I fear I do not know this man. I mean, the past, I don't know how many hours I've spent with this guy. I'm like, wait a minute, you look new to me. But he is sitting there on this couch with two girls that you will remember if you watched the last episode of Chinese singles Inferno. We've got our fan favorite Lulu. Lulu is the outgoing girl that just cannot seem to find love. She's perfectly fine.
1:32.2	She's perfectly beautiful. Her personality is spectacular. She's honestly so good as a romantic
1:39.0	partner that nobody wants to date her. She's had the shini-est luck in this entire... She's been on all three
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