Girl Moves In With 3 Strangers - 1 Month Later She Lights House On Fire Because of Box of Chocolates

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Stephanie Soo

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

In exactly 24 hours - this is everything she has done. She threw eggs at all her roommates. Smashing the raw egg yolks all over their heads and the walls of their home. She threw sharp nails all over the floors and staircase - trapping her roommates in the house with her. She splashed all of them with boiling hot water from her kettle. She rammed her car into the house over and over again until the entire garage was smashed in. She lit 2 of their cars on fire and tried to kill all 3 of her roommates. She’s only known them for 1 month… why is she trying to kill them? A box of chocolates. That’s why. The good ones too - they’re Ferrero Rocher.

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0:00.0	There's a very interesting house in Australia. You've got four roommates from Asia living in this house in Australia. And it's a guy from Hong Kong. He works in IT. He spends most of his time gaming inside of his
0:23.0	room. Then you have a former tutor from Taiwan that is now in Australia because she said her sister
0:28.5	really liked Australia and now she wants to test out Australia. Then you got a couple from China who are
0:34.0	there together making friends. So you got this four people, these four people living in this tiny little house.
0:40.1	And within three months of living together, it is absolute chaos that just erupts.
0:46.6	One of the roommates grabs a carton of eggs and starts throwing it at the other roommates,
0:52.8	dacking them in the face,
0:58.3	smearing the walls, the floors with runny egg yolks.
1:03.9	Then she goes into her room, runs out with a boiling kettle of water,
1:06.1	threatening to throw it on everyone.
1:08.6	And she's like, stop, stay the fuck back.
1:09.7	I'm about to drench.
1:12.4	I'm about to boil you guys alive. You guys are about to be a little steamed fish on the floor with the egg yolk because you're about to go down i have endured
1:17.5	every single one of you for long enough i can't do this anymore the roommate locks every single
1:23.0	roommate inside of this house she's creating like a saw you know those movie the horror movies saw we're
1:28.6	gonna get out she she throws nails all over the floors so that they can't run away they're trapped
1:34.2	the walls are egg yolk the floors are nails and now she's threatening them with boiling hot water
1:40.8	and as they're trapped in this house what does this roommate do They drive their car into the house over and over again, trying to kill them.
1:49.2	She also tries...
1:50.1	She drive what?
1:51.0	Her car into the house.
1:53.5	Into the house?
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