Giving Birth, Witchcraft, and Dating Habits

Unwaxed with Sophia & Sistine Stallone

Unwaxed Podcast

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2024

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

This episode is guaranteed to make you laugh. Sophia's best friend gives birth making the girls question how'd they do while Sistine is developing a crush. The girls dive into their bad habits on dates, procreating, eloping, and favorite baby names they can't use. Sistine gets bored and casts love spells...making Sophia do one in studio. From loveless marriages, being taxidermied at a funeral, and trading your life to live in a movie - this podcast is wild.

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0:00.0	What the f*** is going on?
0:02.0	I like to party.
0:04.0	Jesus, honey, wax watch.
0:06.0	This is unwaxed.
0:07.0	Get in, Lizard. We're going shopping.
0:09.0	With Sophia and Sistine Salone.
0:10.0	Did we just become best friends?
0:12.0	Yep.
0:15.0	Second husband.
0:17.0	I always said, I always said, I'm gonna get married twice.
0:23.5	I always said that.
0:24.5	She always says that.
0:25.6	Because I feel like the first one, it's gonna feel pressure like, oh man, I have to do it.
0:29.3	I think I'm gonna be married once, but it's gonna be a marriage that I'm probably gonna have later in life.
0:33.5	You're gonna be miserable.
0:35.0	No, I'm not.
0:35.7	Yeah, you are.
0:36.3	I refuse to get divorced.
0:37.7	That's what I mean, because you're just going to be so headstrong about it that you're going
0:41.8	to say, I'm too stubborn to get a divorce. That's not true. I'm not working.
0:45.1	You're above divorce. You're better than divorce. Why are you already predicting that you're
0:48.9	50% of marriage? You're already predicting that you're going to get divorce, which is sad enough. Let me tell you this. Let me ask you a question. What do you think the leading cause of divorce is? Cheating.
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