Have you been to the Apple store yet?

Yeah, I went to the Apple store.

You're like, you're like, asshole.

Exactly.

I said, my computer's very sick.

It needs a doctor.

And they said, go to hell!

And they spat in my face.

I forgot that you, like, needed an appointment.

I thought, this is America.

I bought your laptop in your hand.

Help me, sir.

Yes, I said, is there a doctor in the house?

Is there a doctor in the house?

Please, she's so sick.

And he said, I'm sorry, we're all booked up.

You have to come back.

But the problem is with this podcast, it's just like, I need to like use my computer to record

the podcast. So then that was on Thursday. And he was like, we have an opening on Monday. And I said,

tough luck. I need this thing on Monday. So I ain't coming back. So I don't know. We're just going to

have to brave it for however long until I can find an appointment that's like days before we need to record.

Or edit, because it's the other thing is I also need the computer to edit.

...