Good evening, Edwin S. Simon reporting.

Canada, known for ages as a polite and clean country, has, under a socialist majority,

undertaken a massive military buildup on its border with the United States.

I don't like Canada.

It's freezing cold. Guys, I'm reading drunk and watching Canadian rubbish.

You better come out and stop me.

You better come out and stop me. Hi, this is Dick Miller.

You're listening to Junk-Fu Cinema.

Who were these guys?

Thank you. these guys. Knock, knock, junkie on, you've just been invited in for another episode of junk food

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you better not out stay your welcome or we will throw you out this is of course the

weekly cult and exploitation film cast that's so good it just has to be fattening i'm your host brian salisbury and joining me as per usual is, of course, the weekly cult and exploitation film cast that's so good. It just has to be fattening.

I'm your host, Brian Salisbury, and joining me, as per usual, is one of the Royal Canadian

dismounted police.

I think that would just be a regular police person.

I don't know.

Dudley Do Wrong?

Yes, we'll go with Dudley Do Wrong.

Mr. C. Robert Cargill.

The dismounty. The quicker picker-upper.

Dismounting sounds like a brand of paper towel that they use exclusively on porn sets.

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