God Strikes Back: The Divine Irony of Grandmother Lauren Boebert

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🗓️ 13 March 2023

⏱️ 71 minutes

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On this episode of the God Pod: Mary Mags and God discuss if it’s okay to laugh at evil people when they suffer, what marriage means, Cocaine Bear, raining a plague of frogs down on Tucker Carlson, and the new ‘Make America Florida’ slogan. On ‘The GD News,’ Elon Musk can’t go to the bathroom without a security guard and gets owned after trashing a disabled Twitter worker, Tennessee House guts marriage equality, Republicans show they’re okay with child marriage and labor, anti-sex education and full-blown hypocrite Lauren Boebert’s teen son makes her a grandma, Christians call for Rep. Boebert to repent and resign and denounce Rep. Greene for her ‘National Divorce’ comment. On ‘Ask God,’ you’ll learn if the USA is done for, whether furries go to hell, and whether God loves strangers. And don’t miss God’s New Commandment! THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: Morgan & Morgan law firm! For more information, go to https://forthepeople.com/GOD The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today, on The God-Pop, that's the nice thing about corporate realms, these things
0:05.5	gonna happen that they never happen to Mitch McConnell. For him, you're just going to be like,
0:09.0	yay, he tripped in as to where a boot now. But he, his, you know, voting hand still works
0:15.0	and he'll vote against things that are about our ability to live. Well, your ability to
0:22.5	live humans, I identify with y'all just so closely. Me too. Ever since my son went down there.
0:28.5	Jesus really did a number, you know. Things are never gonna get better. When you've been going through a hard
0:35.5	time, pandemic, recession, war, plague, plague, plague, pestilence. It's pretty much all of the things
0:43.5	in Egypt except for the frauds. Yeah, I got a check on those four horsemen because they haven't been
0:49.5	answering my texts. Captain America would be the one that's like fuck this.
0:56.5	He went back in time. Yeah. And then do anything about Jim Krolas. Where were you on September 11th?
1:04.5	He went, he was shacking up with Peggy.
1:06.5	Well, hi there, human. I'm God. Welcome to the God pod. Warning. Warning. The God pod is a very
1:26.5	blasphemous podcast. I make fun of myself, the Lord thy God, like a lot. So be careful.
1:34.5	And but if you like blasphemy, well, then buckle up. On today's show, we're gonna talk about,
1:41.5	is it okay to laugh when evil people suffer? What exactly does marriage mean? And make America
1:50.5	Florida, which is an actual slogan for 2024. Let's meet my co-host for the day. You know where you'll
1:58.5	lover. It's Mary Magdalene, everybody. Hi, oh. Hi, Mary. How's it going? Good. How you been?
2:06.5	You know, chilling, chilling hanging in there. Springtime is sprung down on in the North American continent.
2:14.5	Yeah. It's chilling that the birds are chirping. They're back from the little Florida vacations.
2:19.5	And hopefully, you know, things are improved in the whole planet this year because 2022 was like rough.
2:28.5	And 2023 is rough. And I feel like the years before that were also rough.
2:38.5	And I feel like the humans down on earth really could they could use a break. You know what I mean?
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