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Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2020

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are clearing the docket! They talk about pizza as a snack, parents talking on the phone with their adult kids, using the rimshot sound after telling a joke, gelato tasting, and office potlucks!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.8	I'm Bill of Jesse Thorn.
0:06.2	We're in chambers this week to clear the docket.
0:09.9	With me, as always, he's America's favorite hero dog, Judge John Hodgman.
0:16.7	What's a hero dog?
0:17.7	A hero dog is a dog who's a hero.
0:19.8	He's either like a, or she is either a firefighter or dial 911 when something went wrong at
0:27.6	the house.
0:28.6	Like a Paw Patrol?
0:29.6	No, no, no, I'm talking about a real life, a real life hero dog.
0:33.6	Paw Patrol is fiction.
0:35.7	What?
0:36.7	Those aren't real dogs.
0:37.7	Wait a minute.
0:39.6	My six year old neighbor is pretty clear that they're real.
0:42.7	Yeah, I mean, you're going to have to check your sources on that.
0:45.4	I might be wrong.
0:47.5	It's possible that it's an animated series that some devious Canadians have made based
0:54.4	on the real life exploits of a group of variously skilled and color coordinated actual
1:00.8	dogs who can talk.
1:02.1	But you're talking about dogs who are true heroes in this life.
1:06.7	Yeah.
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