Good morning everybody.

everybody. Happy Wednesday, August the 7th. How are you? on this fine

fine hump day are you doing and how is that coffee tasting on this fine hump day folks

good morning good morning good morning folks. Good morning. Good morning. How is the week going? Did you survive the

market crash on Monday? Did you, did it change nothing in your life? Did you see who Kamala Harris picked as her VP? We're going to go over all that.

Going over all that, Dave, I saw your comment,

I'm not eating candy corn, yuck, disgusting, puke.

And mama wants. Okay, you know what, we're going to start today's episode with a story.

All right?

I can't believe I haven't told the story.

I know I've told the story at some point, but Mama Wann says good morning

Tyler looking forward to hearing the birthday serennade that mortified you and I think it was was it yesterday's

video where I said that I almost died when a Mariatry band came out to

sing happy birthday to me. This is a true story. I so my mom had a margarita I think it was my 19th

birthday 18th birthday maybe. Anyways I know I was too young to drink don't

underage drink don't underage drink,

don't drink at all guys.

But my mom didn't, she didn't want her,

and I don't even know if it was my mom.

I think it could have been a family friend.

Regardless, there was a margarita on the table and they weren't going to drink it and it was my birthday so they're like, do you want it? I was like, sure.

They're like, you got to drink it fast because otherwise you know someone's

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