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Are you the type of person that is always demanding your friends give you tea? You're like, please, I need gossip.

Well, luckily, I have so much of it. My name is Kelsey McKinney, and I host a show called Normal Gossip.

In the top app of the show, we investigate how gossip functions in the world and how we use it for good, evil, and for neutral.

And then we take stories submitted by listeners, anonymize them, and I retell them to a guest.

It's so messy.

It's so fun, and you can find it anywhere you subscribe to podcasts.

Lemonada.

Hey, everybody. I am recording this intro the day after the election. And so it's going to be a really short intro today because I'm just not, I don't have a lot of words in this moment.

I'm pretty shell-shocked.

I'm so tired.

I want to say something smart and pithy, but you know what? I don't have too much right now.

Elections, boy, they take a lot out of us. And this one has taken it all. So, yes, I mean, of course,

I have a serious choice words for everyone who decided to give Donald Trump a second chance.

And yet, again, somehow at the same time.

No, no, no great words at all.

Just a big, deep sigh.

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