I was born to be fat.

Yes.

In every life, I'm sure of it.

It's not soda, it's not anything that's making me fat guys.

I literally was born this way.

In every single universe we were going to be fat.

That's actually only true of you. I shouldn't be as

fat as I am. Of course not. I'm definitely adding to it. I will say that's my my

personal truth is that I was maybe born to be like a little chunky and I've got I've

let things go. sitting here with my ex. It's so weird because we had such a traumatic break

but we've kind of come back to friends. You know what? That's my first time hearing

you actually call me your ex. Are you okay? Well we never really made things

official so it feels like a little bit.

It's I'm just like we are X's.

Yeah, um.

I'm so sorry dude, like I thought you knew that we were official, like we were officially broken up. I didn't know that you didn't know.

Are you kidding me? You never even saved my number in your phone.

I can't save your number of my phone because then I won't be able to get over you.

You have fucked me up so bad.

You've ruined me for other women.

So that's why you're gay?

You're why I'm gay.

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