Grandpa Murdered Grandma
Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People
Chris Gethard
4.8 • 9K Ratings
🗓️ 16 July 2024
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
An heirloom ring, a tiny island in the middle of a lake, a tragic murder, a malfunctioning gun, addiction, rehab, recovery, long-distance love, poetry. It’s the kind of story a true crime podcast could easily spend an entire season on. But we only get one hour with this week’s caller. And what a compelling hour it is. It’s a dark story, but our caller tells it with so much heart–and because it’s Beautiful/Anonymous, she and Geth find plenty to laugh about along the way.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello to everybody who's met a lover's parents under less than ideal circumstances. It's beautiful, anonymous, |
| 0:11.0 | anonymous one hour, phone call no names no |
| 0:15.7 | holds bar I'd rather go one on one I think it'll be more fun and I'll get to know you and you'll get to know me. |
| 0:26.7 | Hi everybody it's Chris and if you're not in the mood for an intro I'll just |
| 0:30.7 | encourage you to go to beautiful anonymous.com for bonus content |
| 0:34.0 | punch up dot live slash Chris Gethard for tickets on my touring dates. |
| 0:37.5 | In the meantime if you want to skip the intro get right to the phone call. |
| 0:40.5 | It's not the longest one. I didn't time it totally accurately, but I bet if you skip |
| 0:45.0 | like six or seven minutes, you'll be right there. Thanks so much everybody. Enjoy. |
| 0:49.0 | Hi everybody, it's Chris Gatherdard and as you can hear in my voice I am not |
| 0:58.5 | sleeping a lot that's because I'm on the road and when I'm not with |
| 1:01.9 | Halle and Cal I find it very hard to sleep. |
| 1:04.4 | A. A. A. But I am on the road and I want to think everybody I did this weird little |
| 1:10.4 | tour where I went to Muncie Indiana, Hazard, Kentucky, Memphis, Tennessee, |
| 1:15.8 | Fayetteville, Arkansas, thanks to everybody who came out. I got to tour with a bunch of other |
| 1:19.4 | great comedians. The shows were so fun. They took place in cities that sometimes if we're being |
| 1:30.1 | honest get skipped and are so happy to go there and throw down, do shows, |
| 1:36.0 | be with some other comics, and burn out my voice |
| 1:39.2 | while being unable to sleep at night |
| 1:41.2 | because I miss my wife and my son. |
| 1:43.9 | That's why my voices like this. |
| 1:46.0 | I do have shows coming up, Pittsburgh, end of the month. |
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