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from one From Wondry and Dr. Seuss, broadcasting all the way from Mount Crompet Studios,

the only podcast recording space officially condemned by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services.

Tis the Grinch Holiday Talk Show.

This week, comedian, actor, and rat chef extraordinaire, Patton Oswald.

And fresh out of the bath and still sopping wet, Max, the dog.

But first, here he is, the mean one, the green one, the green...

The...

...the green...

I'm not that mean, come on!

I'm justifiably angry about literally everything all the time, like every normal person should be if they're paying attention.

I mean, not you, kids. You have nothing to be angry about. Everything is sunshine, lollipops, and

ice cream cones. All is well. Except for me, and let me tell you why.

Hold on to your seats. Keep on your pants. The Grinch is going on one of his rants.

Here's the thing. They say I hate the who's. That's what the book about me says. He hates

the whos. Look, hate for no reason is a dangerous thing. There's too much of it, and I don't stand

for it. But I have real, concrete, reasons to deeply dislike the who's.

I could give you like 50, but I'll start with these three.

Wow.

Okay, you're just coming right out and saying why you dislike us.

Uh, yeah, that's Cindy Lou Who, my kid producer, who has no shortage of creatively stifling notes at all times.

Okay.

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